Drive-Thru ATM Procedure, To-be-intro-soon

Now, I've got something from RojakDaily and it's like this:

Drive-thru ATM In Malaysia

There is this bank that is hiring Rojaks n its crews to come out with a set of guidelines on how to use this new facilities they are going to introduce at the end of this year. Of coz since this is a top secret project and we dunwan any other banks to launch before we do so we are not gonna announce the name of the bank which hired us. So stop asking ledi!Anyway, we (me n the geng) interbiuED close to 5000 people both males, females, ahkuas and shamales and after 9 months of hard work we finally came out with a set of policy that is fair for all, including ahkuas and shemale also! Totally no discrimination at all!WE concluded that 2 sets of manual are needed, one for males and one for females as for shemales and ahkuas, its up to them to decide which set is best for them.Here are the proper way showing you how to properly utilise the Drive Thru Atm Machines, without leaving your car.For males, the procedure is kinda simple .. just a 7 steps procedures and here izzit.

MALE PROCEDURE:
1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2 Wind down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Wind window up.
7. Drive off.

For females, their procedure is kinda bit more complicated, please follow this procedure step by step to avoid any complication while using the Drive Thru ATM machine.

FEMALE PROCEDURE:
1 . Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.
3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
4 Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
8. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
11. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided.
23. Give appropriate one-fingered hand signal to irate male driver waiting behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Redial person on cell phone.
26. Drive for 2 to 3 Kms.
27. Release Parking Brake.

I hope you enjoyed using our Drive Thru ATM services, Please have a pleasant day ahead. Tenkiu.

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Muahahahahhahahahahahaha!

Of S and K

I was chatting with Ah Beng about something, and he suddenly typed "jsjs", instead of "jkjk".

So, he explained that, his hand moved a bit, and the keyboard move a bit too.


MuahahahahhahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHhahhahahahHAHAHAHAHA!


Did you get the joke??!?

Home Alone 4

Tomorrow, after my roommate leave the Penthouse back to Perak, I will be officially Home Alone 4.




p/s: Hopefully connnection is good enough to let GG accompany me, at least. T_T *Keep my fingers crossed*

Sakae & Taekwondo

Last Wednesday was a public holiday for Selangor, something to do with the al-Quran. So, I got a day off! Initially I just want to stay at home and rot but in the end, ShinD somehow motivated me to go out to find my other half. Muaahhahahahaa!

Well then, I in the end made up my mind to go to KLCC to see if there's something new coming up. Oh yes~ I saw my love, the Sony Flash Gun. *Drool~*

After that, then only I go eat my lunch...Alone.

Everytime I go to Sakae, surely have this Kaikiage. You MUST try!

I ordered this

And this... I love the texture and the taste of salmons

Now, back to today. I went to this Taekwondo grading, of which I hasn't really been much involved already. However, everytime when I see young hot bloods are doing their very best in this very grading, it boils my blood again.

Promoted... Not me la. I'm planning this year end. Must cut... down... fats....

Cherry, promoted to 1st Dan

Yvone, promoted to 1st Dan

Kim Huat who's taking his 4th Dan:"You're going down dude!"

Oh ya, by the way, check out this video promoted by Bruce Lee. It might appear not to be what you're expecting, but watch till it ends. Okay?


p/s: Gorilla Kwan & Bruce Lee, I'm gonna kick both of ya asses!

I Want This!

I had been wanting a flash gun for my Sony-Alpha 350 for a long long time liao. Now, this is the chance. Waiting for the feedback from the Customer Service from Sony to reply, if everything's confirm, then it's mine!

MUahhaahahahaha!

So Loved

I woke up, and I saw her in my bed.

I went to her and hold her tight in my arms. She has the smile of the angel, and she have the most beautiful eyes under the ray of morning sunlight. She's the most beautiful baby girl I've ever seen.

She's my baby. She's 1 year old plus. She smiled at me and it really brighten my day. I'm loved.

Well, definitely, it's a dream. Almost all my dreams became true after some time. I can really feel her in my arms. It's just the matter of time before it happens.

You might ask, "So, did you see who's your wife?". My answer is yes and no. I saw her. She was cooking, but I didn't get to see her face. Else, I will start to go after her now. Haha.

I'm so loved.


p/s: Tomorrow public holiday, anyone wanna go anywhere?

Mid Autumn Festival With Family

First of all, Happy Mid Autumn Festival!

Yeap, just had a dinner with my family at Sg. Long with my sister who's in the mid of exam. Although the dinner is just a normal dinner, but sometimes, the feelings are different, especially when it's some festivals are meant to be celebrated that way.

A little joke of the day. I sent a sms to my mom today, and this is what she replied:

"I don't we is she, babe take both"

O.o??? I couldn't understand even a bit. Until I met my mom and I asked her what it all meant.

"Oh. It's actually read like this:
I don't know where is she, maybe taking bath".

Yeah at first it sounded damn blardy funny to me. All of us laugh out loud. Then she added:

"Isn't that what short-messaging-system is all about?"

o.O!! Ya wo. But it's still funny, but damn creative. Haha! So, this is how I celebrated the 2008's Mid Autumn Festival with my family. How about you?

Practice

Well, I only have pictures to do most of the talking now. I don't even know if these are ok or ). Enjoy.

Path

Sky

Towards the end of its life, it still give out all it can to colour this world before leaving

Malaysia Boleh?

Hope = Tomorrow Never Dies

Flower & Life

Flower & Life

Don't know why, but I love the lighting in this shot

Ja ne~

Of Ah Mad, Ah Ter, Ah Tan & Ah Put

One day, there are these few person having discussion. Many many types of discussion. All include la those uglyculture(Did I spelt this wrong?) la, things la, people la, etc etc...

So, one day, Ah Mad said something darn wrong. So Ah Mad's company, United Mans No Orgasms only gave him 3 years of holiday for the mistake.

Today see see, wahlao eh! KNNCCB! Mou la la so damn blardy many people got invited to drink coffee at International Starbucks Association. Niamah eh Chao CB!

Ah Mad sure think like this:"Ma de! How come they dun invite me de? Really fucker lo! Ha. Ha."

Ah Ter, Ah Tan and Ah Put said to him: "Your company no good la. Give you 3 years holiday... But we think you will still get paid rite even if you're not working? See we now so hardworking only get to drink coffee, you go la tfk somewhere. Dun disturb us drink coffee la!"

Ah Mad say:"True also ho? No work but get paid, while you all work so hard, only get to drink coffee at International Starbucks Association. Really kerlian le~"

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Above conversations are solely creative ideas of story making. Do not use them as reference except for that few you-know-what-to-read-in-between-the-lines.

Ah Mad says again:"MalaysiaBaNgkok, always the smarter choice for holiday."

Mixed

It has been a while since I last updated. Howdy partners? *High 5 anyone?*

Well now, nothing much happened recently. All I can say is, I'm doing things that my bosses don't really believe that it will work. But i'm STILL DOING IT because I believe. Muahhaha!

Okay. Next, the 3 upcoming 4 pictures might be super insignificant to you but it somehow still meant something to me. So, just bear with me along ya?

Now, I worked in Klang yesterday and I saw a postcard on the desk when I dropped by my house after work. "That one must be for me rite?", I said jokingly to my sister. "Eh? How you know it's for you?"

q(O.o''')p

Wow... I got 6th sense wei~ So, I took up the card and I read it. The very first word I saw, I immediately knew it was from who. It had been a long long long while since my last letters/postcards from a friend. Especially who is someone so far away. Thanks Jun Xue!!!

House of PARIAment Parliament, London

Now, recently I'm somehow in love with this song. I don't know why but I am. It really made me shed tears when it sings "It is so beautiful that it makes you want to cry". Here I present to you, Innocence by Avril Lavinge.


Innocence - Avril Lavinge
Waking up I see that everything is ok
The first time in my life
and now it's so great
Slowing down I look around and I am so amazed
I think about the little things
that make life great

I wouldn't change a thing about it
This is the best feeling

[ Chorus ]
This innocence is brilliant
I hope that it will stay
This moment is perfect
Please don't go away
I need you now
And I'll hold on to it
Don't you let it pass you by

I found a place so safe, not a single tear
The first time in my life
and now it's so clear
Feel calm, I belong, I'm so happy here
It's so strong and now I let myself be sincere

I wouldn't change a thing about it
This is the best feeling

[ Chorus ]

It's a state of bliss, you
think you're dreaming
It's the happiness inside that you're feeling
It's so beautiful it makes you wanna cry
It's a state of bliss, you
think you're dreaming
It's the happiness inside that you're feeling
It's so beautiful it makes you wanna cry

It's so beautiful it makes you wanna cry
This innocence is brilliant
Makes you wanna cry
This innocence is brilliant
Please don't go away
Cus I need you now
And I'll hold on to it
Don't you let it pass you by

I Took Picture Using DSLR For The First Time

Referring back to my photoshoot with models in Botanic, I had asked a few of my friends, and of course, as well as readers' opinions.

I was satisfied. I was happy. Until I was told that my shots actually can be taken by any of the Ah Kow and Ah Meow outside. I was down. I was confused. I... don't know what happened.

Until today.

I read a blog by Frogfree. Put all those comments together. Finally, I found out what's wrong.

This one is taken at 60mm focal length, F13, ISO-1600 and 1/160sec, under "Programmeable" function

This one taken at a focal length of 70mm, F5.6, ISO-200, exposure time of 1/200sec, using "Manual" function

So, you might say, "Okay, so what's the problem?". Now, the problem is, all these while, I depend too much on the "P" function, just like what you have in your normal compact digital camera. See the 2 pictures above. After I changed the aperture(F-stop) in the second picture, it looks better. Compare the branch in both the pictures. Blurer branch gives better focus on the subject.

That "P" killed many many many many many many many many many many many many many of my shots. And today only I realised that, I was once told, "You should master your "M" to be a good photographer". And again, it all make sense now.

This one is taken using the "Potrait" function, 70mm, F5.6, ISO 200, 1/125sec

Again, what's the problem? Did you noticed that the Potrait function and Manual funtion, it is adjusted to F5.6 (it's called a F-stop)? The lower the number, the better the depth of field. Let's move on to the other 2 I took using "Manual" function.

Forget about the structuring, just see the picture. HAhahahaha!

I like this most now

So ladies and gentlemen, I officially annouce that, I'm learning how to take picture FOR THE FIRST TIME. Credits to Hao Wei, Wen, Cindy , Frongfree and a few others who helped me in order to make me realise this. Thanks a million!

Sien lo~

Yo!!! Now, see the first picture. I just only sent to theStar.com, hope I can get something from there la.

I took this before my trip to Kuantan

See what's in the circles?

And I think, the funniest is this

v

That's the key to take the hose

Ja ne~

Taekwondo/Monash

For the very very first time, I felt so successful in my Taekwondo life. I went back to home, as you know and you can see from the previous posts, and I went for a training session of which I had long missed.

I went there, like usual, I am in charged of the white belts/beginners. I thought them what they should know, and also, many other things that other masters/seniors who doesn't teach.

In the end of the training sessions, some of them actually came and asked me, "Sir, will you still be coming again next week? We want to learn more." This is what came out from their mouth. I am so proud of myself, and the passion deep inside me had been lighted up with blaze again.

YoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooSh!!!!!!!! I will train back and do my best!!!!

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Now, let's come back to present. I went to work today in various location, and my last destination today is Monash University. And really I tell you, Monash is seriously a place for study. They have all the facilites, they have all the labs, and they have all the standard curves you want to find there.

It is just so wonderful. *Falling in love~*