Got 2 things to share today.
I went out with two Lay Theng and Sih Han just now for dinner. And we were chatting and chatting and chatting and it somehow got to one lecturer's joke. It was something like this.
There's this friend of mine, came back from the Canada after 7 years staying there and he totally forgotten how to speak Malay. So, one day, he went to the wet market and wanted to buy some prawns.
The Friend: "Saya.... nak.... beli... beli..... beli..... u.... u..... u.... ular 2kg."
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Ular 2 kg! LOL! Wait wait. Still got.
It was the same person again, and he was badly bitten by the mosquitoes here back in Malaysia. So, he decided to go and buy some repellent from a kedai runcit near by.
The Friend: "Ehh.... saya.... nak... beli... ubat."
Shopkeeper: "Ubat apa yang kamu mau beli?"
The Friend: "Itu yang..... yang.... malam guna punya..."
Shopkeeper: "Malam guna? Ubat apa itu?"
The Friend: "Itu ubat... and malam guna.... untuk.... untuk.... mo... mo.... mo.... MONYET gigit punya."
MUAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Damn funny can? LMAO!!!! Wait, this is not the best yet! See the video next!